Pumpkin Scented Poppers?!

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Has the pumpkin spice craze gone too far?

Happy fall! Today is the autumn equinox, which means we on the northern hemisphere have officially entered fall! But, that also means the season of pumpkin spice is upon us.

We’re used to seeing pumpkin-flavored things during (and even before) this season. From pumpkin spice lattes to pumpkin spice cleaning products. Pumpkin season is here. But should it be included in our sex lives?

For gay men who use poppers, there’s a surprise waiting for you this season. There’s now a Pumpkin Spice Latte scented popper.

Double Scorpio has released a special edition version of their product. But the company swears the product is “anything but basic.”

“Pumpkin Spice Latte is our newest scent just in time for sweater weather,” reads the product description on Double Scorpio’s website. “Whether youʼre a festive top or an autumnal bottom, Pumpkin Spice Latte will warm your heart with a scent thatʼs anything but basic.”

Image via Double Scorpio

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Of course, this comes as no surprise to frequent customers, as the company has released holiday scents before. Double Scorpio is proud of its scented poppers that add to any sexual encounter. As company founder Julian Eternal told Hornet in 2018:

“We also are approaching the product from a different angle. We have different scents, some that are seasonal or are limited edition. We have Double Scorpio Emerald that is blended with the scent of eucalyptus and mint to take you right to the bathhouse. There’s Double Scorpio Amber that’s frankincense and tea tree, which is perfect for holy experiences. We even did a limited supply for the Honey Soundsystem (the influential DJ crew from San Francisco) 10-year anniversary rave that featured rose and actual oil from honeycombs.”

So gear up this fall season men, as there are now pumpkin-scented poppers to get your bedroom fun a seasonal flair.

Sources: NewNowNext, Hornet

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