Twitter user @JenKatWrites recently shared a mother’s off-the-charts Facebook rant about ‘childless couples’ at Disney World, and the Twitterverse took note.
The post, which is dated September 22, begins, “It pisses me off TO NO END!!!!! when I see CHILDLESS COUPLES WITHOUT AT Disney World!!!!”
“DW is a FAMILY amusement park!!!!,” continued our super-pissed off mom. “Yet these IMMATURE millennials THROW AWAY THEIR MONEY ON USELESS CRAP!!!!”
This is probably a good time to point out a married couple without kids are still a family, but, hey…
“They have NO idea the JOY and happiness it is to MOHTER WHO BUYS THEIR BABIES TREATS AND TOYS!!!!!,” continued Miss Hannigan. “THEY WILL NEVER EXPERIENCE THE EXHAUSTION THAT IT IS TO CHASE A 3 YEAR OLD AROUND AND GETTING STARES ASSUMING IM A BAD MOTHER!!!!”
Ok, I think we’re getting closer to the heart of the rage here.
“This c*nt in some very SLUTTY shorts was buying a Mickey pretzel and Aiden wanted one but the line was very long so I said later and it broke his poor little heart and he cried,” said the mom, finally getting to the crux of the tantrum.
“I WANTED TO TAKE THAT FUCKING PRETZEL FROM THAT TRAMP LIKE THANKS B*TCH YOU MADE MY SON CRY!!!”
Well, actually, it sounds like the mom made her kid cry because she didn’t have the patience to wait in line. I hear lines are common at Disney World.
The mother of the year then kicked into high gear with, “DW is for CHILDREN!!!! People without CHILDREN need to be banned!!!!!”
Now, that’s not going to work for some Disney queens I know. But the mom has her own self-interest at heart it seems. She’s wanting some privilege as part of her parenthood.
“Mothers with children should be allowed to skip ALL THE LINE!!!! YOU HAVE NO F*CKING IDEA WHAT ITSLIKE TO STAND IN LINE FOR 3 HOURS WITH A CRANKY TIRED EXHAUSTED TODDLER!!!!”
Miss Thing really likes some exclamation points, huh?
“AND I CANT’ JUST TELL HIM THAT WE CANT DO SOMETHING BECAUSE ITS HIS VACATION TOO!!!!,” adding just a few more exclamation points to the epic rant.
She closed with this charming bon mot: “I f*cking hate childless women with a BURNING PASSION!!!!”
Thrown in throughout were many red frown face emojis.
Needless to say, that’s all a bit over the top.
And this “banning childless couples from Disney” is not going to fly. Especially for the LGBTQ community – a vast majority of which do not have children.
Disney, as I understand it, appeals to the kid in all of us no matter the age.
As expected, the Twitterverse dragged the ‘mom from hell’ for her comments.