The gay dating scene can be so complicated sometimes you don’t know if you’re playing the equivalent of a friendly game of checkers or 3-D chess.
Smart/funny guy Michael Henry’s latest short film explores how some signals – including references to iguanas and other reptiles – can be confusing amid the fun and frolic of flirtation.
Nathan: “He made me the best jalapeño margarita last night, and said, ‘Here you go, king.'”
Mike: “He made me a personal pan pizza and spelled ‘stud’ in bell peppers.”
Henry: “He made me take out the garbage.”
It turns out Adam also called Henry ‘turtle taint’ and ‘lizard butt,’ which leads Henry to wonder, “Do I seem reptilian?”
Maybe those were euphemisms for unspoken attraction? Or perhaps road signs he’s really just not into you? Or, maybe he has ‘reptile dysfunction?’
Check out the quick 3 minute video below, and you can find more of the hilarious Mr. Henry’s insightful views on gay dating here.