Are These The Toys We Wanted To Unwrap As Kids?

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What was the most gayest homosexual present you ever unwrapped?  No, the Easy Bake Oven does not count.  And a Barbie doesn't count especially after you see some of these.

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Thanks to GaystarNews.com for compiling some of these gaytastic gifts. Can you top their entries?

This summer, we will see who wins in the battle of Batman vs. Superman.  Who wins here?

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I'd probably be jealous of the distance he'd shoot.  It would be close.

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I don't think snuggling would be te activity I'd be doing with this "super" bed buddy.

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Actually,  after doing a little looking, sorry boys, this "super" toy doesn't actually exits.  The image is photos hopped, but the original is still a little homoerotic.  Here is a reviewer of the product who agrees with us.

 

 

 

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Does this Tarzan video remind you of your last loud climaxing hook up?  He sure ain't a moaner.

 

 

Did it come with a banana accessory?

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The first kid getting shot with this "water" gun, I can see most of you being like that.

 

 

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Yaaaasssss!  She comes out as a scissor sister!  I knew it!

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The Punisher indeed.

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Who hasn't had Huge Jack Man fantasies?  This may get you a little closer to fulfilling them.

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Wait, who's hammer would become erect?

This Spider -Man toy looks like a two hander.

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GayStarNews.com had a couple to its list.  Head on over to their page to see them

Did you unwrap a homoerotic gift they missed?  Mention it below or go back and add it to our Facebook page in the comments.

 

 

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