Listen up, Chris Hemsworth is here, and this one’s for you. You know that “what did I just watch?” feeling? Well, it hit us like a freight train when @bearlydanny posted a TikTok that made us all question our existence. In a video that’s equal parts “is this real?” and “thank you, universe,” Chris Hemsworth is bare-chested, flexing his godly muscles, and allowing a measuring tape to rest against his pecs like it’s the most casual thing in the world. (Spoiler: It’s not casual—it’s a full-on thirst trap wrapped in a measuring tape bow, and we’re here for it.)
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Flexing Like He’s Meant to Break Us
Hemsworth’s flexing, and we’re not just talking about his muscles here. The audio that accompanies this delightful display? “Being gay isn’t your choice, it’s mine.” MINE, honey. Chris Hemsworth just put a sign on the door and said, “Welcome to my world, gays, enjoy the view.” And oh—what a view it is. That chest. Those biceps. Those abs. The tape measure, which is honestly the only thing standing between us and pure ecstasy.
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@bearlydanny Lowkey I should have been the measuring tape #chrishemsworth #muscle #thor #gay #doomsday
But hold up—let’s address the elephant in the room. His pecs? Sure, they might be a little smaller than the Thor days when he was carrying the weight of the world (and Mjolnir) on his shoulders. Do we approve? Absolutely. There’s something about a slightly more human Hemsworth that makes him even more… accessible.
Tape Measure, Take My Heart
Let’s talk about that tape measure for a second. We’re sitting here, questioning everything, because honestly, if I were that tape measure, I’d be the happiest piece of plastic on the planet. Can you imagine being the one to wrap around those pecs? Having the privilege of tracing those abs like you’re on a treasure hunt and you just found the X that marks the spot? God, take me now.
The man knows how to turn a measuring tape into a weapon of seduction. Flex. Pose. Measure. Repeat. That’s a whole workout routine right there, and I think I’m ready to sign up for classes.
How We’re Reacting: Stretch, Baby, Stretch
Now, after watching Chris Hemsworth turn us all into puddles, stumbling upon a TikTok that feels like the perfect reaction. Picture this: a guy in the gym, stretching his legs wide open, flexing like he’s about to get real comfortable. And honestly? That’s exactly the kind of energy we need after watching Chris serve up that kind of heat. I mean, we’re all over here trying to get ourselves ready—because after watching Hemsworth flex, we need to stretch and prep for when he eventually brings it our way.
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Chris Hemsworth Has Officially Claimed Us
So, to recap: Chris Hemsworth—shirtless, flexing, playing with a tape measure like it’s his personal toy—has officially claimed us. And honestly? Who can blame us for submitting to this level of perfection? It’s safe to say we’re all measuring up to the moment, because Chris Hemsworth? He’s ours now.
