When there's a large snow storm in New England, 10 months later the hospitals are full with newborns. Sex happens when the white stuff piles high and deep and wet. Who better to help you get plowed than a porn company.
Pledging to assist anyone who “wants to get plowed,” the adult entertainment site says it is sending out a fleet of branded trucks to clean the city’s streets and parking lots for free.
“The Pornhub team understands that by this time of year, most cities have run up their budget in snow removal,” Pornhub Vice President Corey Price tells Boston, “and we thought we’d lend a hand in getting our fans plowed.”
The cheeky service, which is only being offered in Boston and New Jersey, is slated to begin when the flakes start falling overnight and continue for the duration of the storm, Price says. Each of the trucks—he says there are more than two dozen of them—will have the porn website’s black, white, and orange logo on their plows and doors.
The trucks will also be available on demand to clear lots owned by small businesses, Price says. Requests for a plowing are being accepted via email at phubplows@gmail.com. They are not offering to plow driveways, he says. – BostonMagazine.com
#PornhubPlows can be used if you see the trucks doing the deed and getting the job done. Although this story ran yesterday on BostonMagazine.com, we still had to share.
So how much plowing is going on in Boston today? The snow came down "hahd" and heavy and "whet," but now it seems to be just raining. Forecasters said the city would get about 12-18 inches of snow, but it seems it's just internet inches once again.
h/t: BostonMagazine.com