Realities Of Being A Gay Phone Sex Operator (Who’s Straight).

I've never called a phone sex line. I'm not into getting auditory aroused.  It works for many, I am sure, but it's not for me. To each their own, right?

And I think that is how phone sex operators must "operate," too.  As they receive multiple calls an evening with different scenarios needing to be played out, they must think, hey, whatever gets these people off, I'm here to help.

Cracked.com shared with us an interview they did recently with a phone sex operator, "Realities Of Being A Gay Phone Sex Operator (Who's Straight)."  Yes, the next time you dial that gay phone sex number, you may be talking to a straight man.  Maybe that would make it even hotter.

The interviewee elaborated on these six topics.

 

6) The Most Important Thing In Phone Sex Is Not To Laugh

5) The Operators Aren't Necessarily Gay

I had a girlfriend at the time, and she found the idea of me getting guys off with my voice to be equal parts delightful and hilarious. (My mom, on the other hand, wasn't quite as amused, but lying to her would have been inconvenient.) I'm engaged to a woman now, and we have a daughter. But when you have guys getting off at the sound of your voice, it's great on your ego, and it's easy to lose yourself in the role. I wouldn't call myself bisexual. But months into the job, I found myself becoming more and more … let's call it "heteroflexible."

4) Sometimes You Have To Avoid Actually Talking About Sex

3) You Might Have Been Talked Off By One Of The X-Men

My main "generic hot guy" was Alex — that's Alex Summers, who you might know as Havok from First Class. He sounded like me but had more confidence because he was so good-looking and secure. He was tall and blonde and muscular. Most of my callers spoke to him. Then there was Kurt (Kurt Wagner, Nightcrawler). He was my sissy boy, my bottom. He was a little shorter, 5-foot-7, brown hair, very thin. He was more submissive and sensitive. I used him plenty as well.

2) Closeted Teens And Lonely Men Called For Serious Help

1) There Are Protocols In Place To Guard Against Serial Killers

 

Umm,  serial killers and X-Men?  Okay, I need to re-read this again. For the whole interview, head over to Cracked.com . Maybe what you learn will make your next phone sex experience even better.

For a fun but older NSFW video on this topic, head over to Mano-A-Mano…Gay Phone sex operator job interview

 

h/t: Cracked.com

 

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