Joep Wennemars didn’t snag Olympic gold at the Milano Cortina Winter Games, but honey, who cares when he’s serving us something much juicier? Forget his speed on the ice—let’s talk about that peach he’s packing back there, which is giving fans more of a thrill than any gold medal ever could.
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Skating for the Peach
When Wennemars hit the track in the Speed Skating Men’s 500m, it wasn’t just his athleticism that had everyone screaming. Nope. The real spectacle? The booty that practically stole the spotlight. With every glide, his tight suit clung to him like it was custom-made to show off his sweet assets. Fans weren’t just noticing the race—they were obsessing over the derrière that had them wondering if they’d accidentally tuned into a different kind of competition.
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Speed Skating: Where the Thighs and Booties Compete for Gold
Sure, we’ve all seen hockey players with their cheeky appeal, but speed skaters? They’ve raised the bar. In those second-skin suits, they’re not hiding anything, and speed skaters are turning heads in a whole new way. The curves, the contour, the way their backsides pop as they skate? Let’s just say it’s enough to make you want to grab your own pair of skates and race to the finish line—but not for the gold.
Joep Wennemars: The Peach That Broke the Internet
Wennemars isn’t the only one causing a ruckus. Just days before, American speed skater Jordan Stolz sent fans into full-on thirst mode with his “thique” physique. Seriously, these athletes are built like gods, and their perfectly sculpted behinds deserve a spot in the Olympic Hall of Fame.
Winning Hearts, One Glide at a Time
But back to Joep—this man is basically a walking (or rather, skating) temptation. Fans on social media are practically frothing at the mouth, with many noting that all speed skaters have this divine “build.” Honey, I think it’s more than a build. It’s a phenomenon. When you’re working with that much booty, a gold medal seems like an afterthought.
All Eyes on the Booty
So while Wennemars might not be taking home the hardware, he’s winning our hearts—and our attention—for reasons that go beyond speed. If you weren’t paying attention to his glide, it’s time to get a better seat. Because Joep’s making sure we’re all watching… and not just for the race.
