If your dream vacation includes warm sun, sparkling blue waters, and Theo James lounging in white swim trunks… well, congratulations — you’ve got excellent taste. And thanks to Dolce & Gabbana’s chef’s kiss new campaign, we don’t even need the airfare to Capri. Just a screen, a fan, and maybe a fainting couch.
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Last summer, paparazzi shots of Theo on the beach in Italy hit the internet like a tidal wave, and we’ve been thirsting for more ever since. Now, the official Dolce & Gabbana: D&G Light Blue ad has finally dropped, and dare we say — it was worth the wait. With his bronzed skin, sculpted abs, and those trunks clinging for dear life, Theo James delivers a visual feast that has absolutely nothing to do with perfume and everything to do with perfection.
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Let’s break it down: sprawled out on a yacht like a Greek god on holiday, Theo stares into the camera — and directly into our souls — flexing his core so tightly you can count each abdominal muscle like rings on a tree. Wearing nothing but bright white swim briefs and a seductive amount of glistening water, he looks less like a perfume model and more like a reward for surviving the year.
Photo Credit: @dolcegabanna_beauty/@dolcegabbana
Now add Victoria Ceretti to the mix — Italy’s own stunning supermodel — and you’ve got the sexiest duo this side of the Amalfi. The two parade around under the scorching Italian sun looking so effortlessly gorgeous it should probably come with a warning label.
But let’s be honest: we’re all here for Theo. The way the water trickles down his back. The quiet intensity in his eyes. The subtle way the trunks hug every… curve. It’s less “try this scent” and more “try not to drool.” Spoiler alert: we failed.
So, will buying ten bottles of the D&G Light Blue perfume make Theo James appear on your next beach holiday? Probably not. But it just might bring you a little closer to the fantasy. And when the fantasy looks like Theo, glistening and golden in the Italian sun? We’ll take two — trunks and bottles, please.