We know you've wondered what the Disney princes were packing. (Or was it just us? No? Uh-huh, didn't think so.) The folks over at Jezebel put a lot of thought into this (we're talking a LOT!) and collectively came up with nudity descriptions of the male characters from Disney's animated feature films that they felt reflected their animated personalities. They then passed those specs on to Gawker Media staff illustrator Tara Jacoby who turned those visions of Disney dongs into actual erotic portraiture.
Want to see who shaves? Who has the "beer can?" Who is "all that" and who is barely there? Just click here! (We'd show you ourselves but it's NSFW…in a weird cartoon way.)