PIVOT! David Schwimmer Gets Offered $1 Million Dollars to Star in Porn Parody

Actor David Schwimmer has been offered a cool $1 million dollars to star in a porn parody by popular adult website YouPorn after a video was released that showed his Doppelganger attempting to steal a crate of beer.

A man, who looked very much like the Golden Globe nominee, has been making the rounds on the web after CCTV across the pond in England caught the suspect in question. The jokes surrounding the incident has been plastered all over social media, many of them poking fun at his character Ross from the legendary 90’s sitcom Friends.

"It's not been his day, his month or even his year," one user joked on Blackpool Police's original Facebook post. That was shared over 100,000 times before it got deleted.

Now YouPorn is looking to capitalize on all of this and has actually written him a letter asking him to star in a porn parody about the mistaken identity situation.

Best of luck to the company in making this happen!

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