This is the stuff that nightmares are made of. Truly.
Imagine it's a typical day… you're in your local store doing a little bit of shopping and then you decide to leave. Upon leaving the store, you fail to come to a complete stop at a parking lot stop sign and are immediately pulled over. You step out of the car and the officer reports that you're clenching your buttocks citing this as probable cause to search your anal cavity. Officers obtain a search warrant and begin a series of humiliating examinations—over the course of 14 hours—against your will and protest. What do they find? NOTHING.
Think this doesn't actually happen in present-day America? Well, it does.
Prepare yourself and watch the news report about one man's horrifying encounter with the law:
We'd be terrified and mortified too. And if the experience is not enough to endure, having the hospital come after you for medical bills is nothing short of insulting. How would you feel and what would you do, Instincters?