Two Major Bravo Hunks Just Posed in Next to Nothing

Credit: Joe Gorga Instagram

Bravo hunks Joe Gorga and Kroy Biermann just gave us another reason to fall in love with them.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey and Don’t Be Tardy stars posed in next to nothing on Instagram, with one showing his goods in a skimpy speedo while the other using a plant as a very funny prop.


Let’s start with Kroy, shall we? The 33-year-old left little to the imagination in a revealing speedo that also showed off his incredible physique. His wife Kim Zolciak posed next to him in the shot, although I’m not too sure if any of us are focused in on her at this moment.

“ASK BELIEVE RECEIVE!!!” a fellow gay wrote in the comments section. “I asked for more Kroy in his banana hammock, believed it would happen, and received this tonight.” Here here! 


Now let’s move onto Jersey studmuffin Joe, 39, who has given the gays what they’ve wanted out of him for years now (unbeknownst to him or not).

Joe shared an unbelievably hot photo of him basking in the desert sun with a cactus strategically placed towards his nether region. “You only get one shot at this life. So create… The life of your dreams,” he wrote on top of his sexy snap.


Fans weren’t stupid. They noticed the plant and how it mimicked what he could be offering downstairs in Gorga land. 

“Am I the only one who notices the position of that cactus?!” one smart and savvy lady wrote. “I mean not trying to be weird or anything.” 

“That cactus is in a perfect spot lmao,” another chimed in. It sure was!

Kroy and Joe are two of the many handsome stars that are often seen on a variety of Bravo shows. 


Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Denise Richards caused quite a stir when she posted a photo of her absurdly sexy husband Aaron Phypers sleeping in a hotel bed back in April. 

OK! Magazine still has the receipts from Denise’s amazing snap of Aaron that she deleted days after initially posting it. Guess the Drop Dead Gorgeous star couldn’t handle all the people commenting on how big he truly looked (wink wink).


Who gets your pick for the hottest male Bravolebrity?


1 thought on “Two Major Bravo Hunks Just Posed in Next to Nothing”

  1. Gorga is the kind of sexy guido fireplug physique I like! No sex appeal from Kroy whatsoever. I think I need to see stud Aaron Phypers with his shirt off! Umansky is way too overhyped. He’s attractive at first glance, but not really. And his smoker’s tooth is disgusting.


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