JD Vance went to Maine to talk about American manufacturing and somehow ended up confessing that handsome bearded men make him jealous. Politics has officially reached the follicular stage.
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The vice president was visiting defense contractor Compotech in Brewer on Monday when he recognized Jamie Beers, a maintenance manager at the plant. Apparently, nobody had warned Vance that Beers came equipped with both a beard and a face worth noticing.
“Now, they didn’t tell me that Jamie was a good-looking guy with a beard,” Vance said while recognizing Beers. “Jamie, I hate good-looking guys with beards because they make me feel jealous.”
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And there it was: the most unexpectedly vulnerable moment of a manufacturing speech. Vance quickly followed the beard confession by praising Beers as a hardworking father who had worked his way through high school to learn a trade and support his three daughters.
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“But I gotta say, Jamie is an amazing human being,” Vance continued. “He’s a maintenance manager here who worked his way through high school to learn his trade so he could take care of his three daughters.”
Very wholesome. Very dad-friendly. Very “I noticed your beard before I noticed your résumé.”
JD Vance Has Been Putting in the Beard Work
The joke is especially amusing because Vance’s own appearance has undergone quite the rebrand. When he became nationally famous in 2016 after publishing Hillbilly Elegy, Vance was heavier and clean-shaven. By the time he ran for Senate in 2022, he had become one of Donald Trump’s most enthusiastic defenders — and acquired the full beard that now forms part of his political aesthetic.
A former Yale Law School friend told The Washington Post in 2024 that the look projected “a kind of severe masculinism.” A master barber interviewed by the paper called it a “maturity beard,” explaining that facial hair can define and reshape a man’s face in much the same way contouring makeup does.
So, yes, the beard has a job. And apparently that job is to make Vance look rugged, mature and occasionally envious of other men’s facial hair.
Vance has also discussed his physical transformation. In 2024, he said he had lost 30 pounds over two years through running, gym workouts and eating less after discovering he got winded while playing with his children. The beard stayed. Because some things are apparently sacred.
When the Bearded Man Meets the No-Beardo Policy
Vance’s facial hair becomes even more interesting in light of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s campaign for stricter military grooming standards. Hegseth declared there would be “no more beardos” in the military. Vance supported the policy despite continuing to wear his own beard. His explanation was refreshingly direct:
“When I was a young United States Marine, I did not have a beard,” Vance told reporters in October. “I am now the vice president, so I get to do what I want to do.”
And there you have it. The American dream: work hard, rise through the ranks and eventually become powerful enough to keep the beard. For everyone else, apparently, the beard must go.
The Administration Has a Lot of Feelings About Men’s Bodies
Vance’s little beard moment would probably be nothing more than a funny aside if it existed in isolation. But the Trump administration has spent considerable political energy talking about men’s bodies, hormones, strength and masculinity.
Hegseth recently launched a military-wide testosterone screening initiative promoted as part of a “High-T Department of War.” Service members age 30 and older must undergo annual testing, while those diagnosed with deficiencies may receive testosterone replacement therapy.
The administration has promoted hormones for presumed cisgender troops as an investment in strength, longevity and combat readiness while removing transgender service members and restricting their access to gender-affirming hormone care.
“This, by the way, is gender-affirming care,” Democratic Rep. Pramila Jayapal of Washington said when Hegseth announced the program.
Democratic Rep. Becca Balint of Vermont has described the administration’s masculine posturing in even more colorful terms. She told The Advocate in July that some administration officials display “weird, intense, homoerotic feelings towards men.”
Balint compared Hegseth’s cultivated “rugged macho man” persona to the hypermasculine figures created by gay erotic artist Tom of Finland. Which makes Vance’s Maine confession feel like a tiny, accidentally perfect footnote.
A vice president with a carefully maintained beard sees another handsome man with a carefully maintained beard and immediately announces that he is jealous. Somewhere, Tom of Finland is spiritually adjusting his glasses.
Jamie Beers Just Wanted to Fix Things
To be clear, Vance’s comments about Beers were presented as a joke, and he ultimately spent more time talking about Beers’ work ethic and family than his facial hair. But the beard was what got the room’s attention. And honestly, we can understand why.
There are many ways to compliment another man. You can say he has a nice smile. You can praise his suit. You can compliment his work. Or you can look him dead in the eye and announce that you hate handsome men with beards because they make you jealous. It is certainly a choice.
Vance eventually moved on to manufacturing, trade and Maine politics. He promoted former Maine Gov. Paul LePage’s congressional campaign, praised Republican Sen. Susan Collins and defended the administration’s trade war with Canada.
He also referred to Canada as a “state” before attributing the slip to a “Freudian slip.” So the Maine speech ultimately delivered manufacturing, trade, elections, Canada and a surprising amount of beard discourse. Not exactly the industrial policy anyone expected.
But if American manufacturing needs a mascot, perhaps it has already found one: Jamie Beers, maintenance manager, father of three, and apparently the owner of a beard capable of making the vice president jealous. That’s quite a résumé.
Source: Advocate