So Much Hotness: Colby Jansen Recreates 'Bird Box' and Hangs With Chris Pratt

It's no secret that legendary porn star Colby Jansen is hot. 

If you like a handsome face, furry body, great performance ability, etc, etc... then he's your type of guy.

Colby's week got insatiably hotter for many of his viewers when he posted a scorchingly sexy throwback photo of him hanging out with super A-list hottie movie star Chris Pratt (who has reemerged in dad bod form recently) and parodying the Netflix film Bird Box in a very kinky way. 

I have not seen Bird Box as of yet, however I have repeatedly seen the photo of its star, Sandra Bullock, blindfolded in a canoe of sorts while floating around some type of water. 

Colby decided to recreate Sandra's moment, only in a much more muscular and naughty form.



Bird Box was great.

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He also posted a photo on his Instagram story of him with the adorable Chris Pratt which took place at some type of football function years ago. If you ever needed a great game of Who Would You Rather... then this is a good starting point. 

Chris Pratt's Dad Bod is Back and We Are Here For It!

Chris Pratt's body is kind of like a box of chocolates: you never really know what you're going to get. Except in this case, every freaking chocolate in the box is just as delicious as the last. So in essence, it's a win-win folks.



For those of you who are Pratt connoisseurs, he started off his career on the thicker side with roles in Everwood and Parks & Recreation. His beefy figure drew a large audience of fans who are into that sort of body type (bears especially) and we couldn't get enough of his playful comedic presence mixed with sheer adorableness.



Then he got all A-list movie star with roles in Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic Park which turned him into a muscular hunk du jour. No one was complaining (from what I know), as he managed to top himself (hehe) with just how handsome this specimen of a dude could be.

Daily Mail has photos of Chris enjoying a luxurious vacation on the beach in Mexico over the holiday, where it appears his luscious dad bad is back... yet there are still some hints of his muscular physique as well. His girlfriend Katherine Schwarzenegger must feel like a lucky gal.



So if Chris can find a great balance of jacked and beefy this year and beyond, we won't be complaining. 

This post was created by one of our Contributing Writers and does not reflect the opinion of Instinct Magazine or the other Contributing Writers when it comes to this subject.


Chris Pratt Finds Out Which Other 'Chris' is his Soulmate

Chris Pratt took a BuzzFeed quiz this week to determine which of the other famous hunky Chris' is his true soulmate. 

His choices: Chris Pine, Chris Evans or Chris Hemsworth. This is an extremely difficult version of "Who would you rather", so much so that Ryan Reynolds chimed in back in January on this issue and said that he would like a taste of all three (minus Pine. Awe.) 

The quiz included items like "choose a bad pickup line that would actually work on you," "choose a must-have quality that you most want in a Chris" and "choose a famous power couple to go on a double date with you and your Chris."

See who he (hypothetically) gets below: 


Chris Pratt Goes Shirtless While Hauling a Keg at the Beach

Not much to say here. Chris Pratt decided to go shirtless (score) and haul a keg at a beach (neato).

If this is a ploy to get us to see his newest film, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, then consider some of us sold.

The hunky actor was spotted on the beaches of Hawaii, where his body looked somewhere in between his time on Parks & Recreation and the film Guardians of the Galaxy. You can see the yummy photos here.

If that isn't enough, he's been enjoying his time quite a bit on social media recently. He said that he would "f" himself on one of his Instagram stories last month amid some of his fans being mad at his character Peter Quill AKA Star-Lord. Sounds awesome. 

Not satisfied yet? Take a look at this photo shoot of him and fellow hottie Chris Hemsworth, where they look as if they are a real life couple. We can only dream...



Chris Pratt's 5 Sexiest (and Revealing) Instagram Pics

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Chris Pratt is one fine looking dude.

Whether he was on the softer side physically during his time on Parks & Recreation or when he was chiseled as f**k in Guardians of the Galaxy, Chris has always found a way to make himself unbelievably sexy as his charm, appeal, wit and humor just add to his already devilishly handsome good looks.

His social media accounts (preferably his Instagram) echo his attractiveness is in real life, as he's able to post funny yet sexy yet interesting photos of himself to his 18 million followers.

Let's enjoy our hump day by taking a look at Chris' five hottest Instagram pics.



See #Passengers on Dec. 21st and see if you can spot the stunt that caused these bruises!

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Six months no beer. #GOTG Kinda douchey to post this but my brother made me.

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Chris Pratt Says He Will 'F Himself' Over One of His Movies

Hunk of all hunks Chris Pratt does a pretty stellar job at making us turned on and laugh at the same time when it comes to what he posts on social media. His Instagram stories yesterday did exactly that, and we are now in a state of confusion when it comes to the humor and horniness of it all.

Chris, who has been busy promoting his latest film Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, took to his IG stories to talk about another movie that he did, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, and his character Peter Quill AKA Star-Lord.

He's heard from his fans about how they are mad at his character from the box office smash, and had this to say about it on his IG stories yesterday.

Sounds hot Chris. Let us know when that happens. 




Chris Pratt & Chris Hemsworth Look Like an Amazing Gay Couple

New couple alert? Probably not (ok, DEFINITELY NOT), but the photos are definitely worth looking at.

Avengers: Infinity Wars costars Chris Pratt and Chris Hemsworth have become quite close with one another, as the latter got a good glimpse at the formers chest a while back (yum). 

Now, the two have done a shoot for USA Today, and let's just say, they make quite the handsome gay couple.  The photos look to be in front of a typical photo shoot backdrop, which involves Hemsworth spooning Pratt, the two of them holding hands, and a myriad of other really fun positions. 

Also, Pratt looks good in them jeans, so there's that to look forward to.

For the pics, head over to the NSFW www.cocktailsandcocktalk.com/ or the SFW USAToday.com

And we loved watching Chris Pratt and Chris Hemsworth dish on the new Avengers: Infinity War movie, and why they think they're the best Chrises in Hollywood.


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You've Gotta See This Video of Chris Pratt Working Out

Chris Pratt is one of those rare men in the entertainment industry who really do a phenomenal job at blending sexy and funny in a really amazing way.

Sure there are a couple of others (Ryan Reynolds, Andrew Rannells, etc), but Chris fits at least my bill (hopefully, giggity), when it comes to really making me laugh yet feeling turned on by him all at the same time.

Case in point, the video he just posted on his Instagram amid all of the promotion he's doing for the upcoming movie Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom.  Workout plans can be a tad specific from time to time, however this one truly takes the cake:

"For today’s workout I super set hyper-mini-sprints with ultimate-handsome-power-walking followed by a quick set of victory dance fist," he captioned. "Got the entire workout done in under 20 seconds. Burned probably twohundredthousand calories minimum." Nice work!

He also happens tobe sporting a full on beard again, which happens to look simply yummy on him.  So, its a win win in several departments. Check out the hilarious clip below:

5 Sexy Men Who Find Themselves Single After a Painful Divorce (Sorry, Not Sorry)

The 2018 calendar year has brought us a bevy of hot men who have unfortunately gone through or are in the process of going through a divorce from their significant other.  Yes, this must be a trying time for them, but for many of us (present company included), it reopens a fantasy that was shut a long time ago that maybe, just maybe, we have a chance with one of these delicious studs (think longggggggg shot here). 

These guys have captivated our hearts on the big and small screen, while allowing us to fantasize about some of them in ways that definitely aren't water cooler friendly at the office.  

Here are five A-list Hollywood hunks who have found themselves suddenly single.  Who would be your pick for a first date (yes, we are aware that these dudes are straight... but we can all dream, yes?)

John Cena (split up from Total Divas star Nikki Bella in April)

David Charvet (split from wife of seven years Brooke Burke)

Dominic Cooper (split from girlfriend of eight years Ruth Negga)

Channing Tatum (separated from wife of nine years Jenna Dewan)


There's nothing like buggin out just me and the pup. Sending love to all.

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Chris Pratt (filed for divorce from wife of eight years Anna Faris) .



You got a big mouth. #farmlife #fishing #bass

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Chris Hemsworth Admiring Chris Pratt's Rack is Simply Awesome

Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pratt are two fine members of 'The Chris Club' that also features the equally as stunning Chris Evans (we would like to add Law & Order SVU's Chris Meloni to the list for reasons that are pretty obvious).

It's a group of men that have even turned fellow heterosexuals on, notably Ryan Reynolds who said that he would like a taste of each flavor, something that we hope to see on an OnlyFans page one day.

Another Chris, cutie comedy writer Chris Jones, posted a photo of Hemsworth staring longingly at Pratt's chest, and we are definitely here for it.

"Find someone who looks at you the way Chris Hemsworth looks at Chris Pratt's rack."

We couldn't agree more.